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| Monday, June 30th, 2008 | | 11:32 pm |
| | Friday, June 20th, 2008 | | 9:07 pm |
| | Thursday, June 19th, 2008 | | 5:17 am |
at 23 i was in college and drunk from pattyla16
You Act Like You Are 23 Years Old
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You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel like an adult, and you're optimistic about life.
You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
You're still figuring out your place in the world and how you want your life to shape up.
The world is full of possibilities, and you can't wait to explore many of them.
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| | 4:16 am |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you know what's interesting? when you've had enough to drink that you're not drunk but definitely buzzed and you're brain can actually do some of those nifty things that your normal/sober mental blocks keep you from doing normally. as my brother slaps it, i'm the big picture man of the two of us. he's the detail guy. and now that's i've had enough rum and green tea i was able to do a bit a detail i wasnt normally able to do. probably why, before the meds, i was able to remember more from when i was drunk than when i was sober. balance. it's an interesting thing. so tonight i was thinking about people. then amongst my mental ramblings told to an audience of cat i started to thinking about certain people and how they've been connected to me and the p.o.v. of such relationships from third person which led me to think of children (not mine, heavens no i'm not ready for that one despite how much i want one someday, i'm content on screwing up my friends' and family's kids). i'm just thinking that whoever i end up marrying (if i do) they definitely have to be a bit fucked up in order for both of us to deal w/ eachother. what brought this on? i remembered talking to someone two weeks ago and they implied something of an interest. a shame for said lady since i with gf. then i thought about her personality. far too normal. probably along those line that think that someone along the lines of jim carrey, will ferrell or carrol bernette(sp?) would be great to talk to but forget to mention that they have a deceent amount of mental "huh?!" to make them that way and are like that, predominantly, in the real world. most people dont think of that. yes, awesome people. yes, giving and caring. sane? dear sweet god i hope not. it's the nutballs who rewrite history. it's the nutballs that say, "okaaaaaaaaaaaay. what else can i do to this situation to make it a bit more interesting?" probably why i get so many weird but appreciative looks at work. <-- not to pat myself on the back. so what did i do tonight? somehow i thought about a child somewhere in, oh, lets say, the middle east. not one of the war-torn chunks but of lesser means. that child grows up w/ parents who may have been there and seen little danger or saw lots and moved from there but dont tell the child about said atrocities. that child grows up to teenage-hood. develops friendships and ideas and views. bigger picture would normally dictate where this child goes in the future. detail-moo i now looking at a 15 second burst of life. sweet god it's beautiful. trees and grass and soccer. mom and dad's words ingrained in the back of the kid's mind while doing whatever. jump. the child back at home. someone i know. the details of the childhood are more like a movie making it seem unreal. the words are becoming more real from the parents. the actions by the people surrounding them are more real. bit by bit it's real. almost too big. keep going. funny ha ha. that's nice. but we still know. the sins are masked by normal activity. activity that makes you think that the movie of real is playing elsewhere. here's the bridge. we know you now. monster. the details are what makes you important. you, the monster, and you, the child. jump. jaunte.* now you're back to yourself. welcome to the detail. the leyline. there is a difference. knowing what's going on and reacting and being able to tell that it's happening and reacting. so the question you might ask yourself before reacting is, who are you in all of this? in a more direct approach: who are you? is it left, right, squiggles or curves? lord knows it's not a straight line. it will never be. even little red riding hood had more of a prequel to tell. this is where the demons roost. this is where the angels are needed. the more i look the more i see that they're already there. the angels have fought for so long it's just tiring against numbers so great. dance. you're loved. by someone. somewhere. you're believed in. this world or another. whatever you believe. dance. that's all we can do. the trick is to enjoy the dance. *if you've ever read "the stars my destination" you'd know that reference. if not, i'll explain if you wish. Current Mood:  amusedCurrent Music: basshunter - boten anna | | Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 | | 3:24 am |
| | Friday, May 23rd, 2008 | | 3:39 pm |
Current Mood:  excited | | Thursday, May 15th, 2008 | | 1:44 am |
c'mon you grunts! you wanna live forever?! http://www.mattfischer.com/ramen/Breakfast With Ramen May 11th, 2008 I’ve actually never purchased pre-cooked bacon, but I’m sure that if you get regular bacon and get it 2/3 cooked you could follow the same directions as below. I don’t know about everyone, but over-easy is my favorite way to eat fried eggs. It is more difficult than sunny-side up though. Submitted By: Paul C Submitted From: Austin, TX * 2 packs of ramen (any flavor works, Oriental recommended) * 2 large eggs * 5 slices of pre-cooked bacon * salt and pepper to taste Cook ramen noodles as usual adding the flavor packet during the boil. Drain most of the broth and pour the noodles and a small amount of broth into a microwavable bowl, (you will eat out of this so use a nice bowl). Lay the 5 slices of bacon on top of the noodles and set aside. Fry up two eggs. After the eggs cook, nuke the noodles with the bacon for 45 seconds. Gently lay sunny-side up eggs on top of bacon and season with salt and pepper to taste. Current Mood: amused | | Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 | | 5:05 pm |
if you've been watching Reaper...
and especially if you were watching it yesterday you would have found out that Sam is the Devil's son.
so if anyone's been keeping track of the continuity so far that means one thing and one thing only.
SAM HAD SEX WITH HIS HALF SISTER!! A LOT!
holy Luke and Leia open mouth sister kiss, batman!
just a tidbit for thought.
love always,
moo | | 5:31 am |
hmmm.....
i was reading my friend kitten's lj this morning. she spoke of a friend who "made a post some time ago about a friend of her who names her years. Much like the Chinese with Year of the Rat and what not."
her being a fan of all things nifty and awesome and true i'm going to have to be inclined to think about applying this to my special brand of real life.
Many years too late i've begun to make changes in my life this year. i started getting therapy. i've had to give up something i really didnt want to. i started experiencing some things the way they're supposed to be experienced (in a good way).
so i decided that i'm going to call this "The Year of Change". also, it helps that almost all the time this year it seems like there's always been a shit load of pocket change in my pants.
unfortunately, it's not always in the pockets. *shudders with memory*
okay, that's enough for the moment. and now we say goodbye the proper way. ready every body?!
*slaps forehead* (in unison) "I COULDA HAD A V8!!"
love always,
moo | | Monday, May 12th, 2008 | | 12:22 am |
| | Saturday, May 10th, 2008 | | 4:05 am |
My Personality | | Neuroticism | | Extraversion | | Openness to Experience | | Agreeableness | | Conscientiousness | |
| You rarely get angry and it takes a lot to make you angry, however you tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. You lead a moderately paced life. You like some energetic activities, but also like to relax and take it easy. You prefer familiar routines and for things to stay the same. You can tend to feel uncomfortable with change. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up, however you dislike confrontations and are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny your own needs in order to get along with others. You have a strong sense of duty and obligation, and feel a moral obligation to do the right thing.
| Take a Personality Test now or view the full Personality Report.
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| | Monday, May 5th, 2008 | | 2:25 am |
moustache ride joke? ok, any one know why the characters in today's questionable content comic are all drawn w/ moustaches? http://www.questionablecontent.net/i can only surmise. but it is amusing. especially since the lesbian has one. i wouldnt doubt that there's a forum but damn i'm not into any of those. peace out mah shnibblies! -moo | | 1:11 am |
| | Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 | | 10:28 pm |
New comic!!
that's right, true believers! a new comic today AND tomorrow.
enjoy em!
www.moolovesme.net
love always,
moo | | 9:46 pm |
Your dating personality profile:
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life. | Your Top Ten Traits
1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Adventurous
4. Romantic
5. Religious
6. Funny
7. Practical
8. Shy
9. Athletic
10. Wealthy/Ambitious
| Your date match profile:
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things. | Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Big-Hearted
2. Practical
3. Adventurous
4. Religious
5. Athletic
6. Outgoing
7. Conservative
8. Traditional
9. Sensual
10. Funny
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Take the Dating Profile Quiz at Would I Date You | | Sunday, April 27th, 2008 | | 2:54 am |
BJ's Idol results..... for those of you that dont know what the hell my subject line means, i will tell you. my store decided to up the moral of the employees since they're fucking miserable due to the laziness and selfishness of our head manager and head of personnel. so they decided to have an "american idol" rip off and have it done via karaoke. good times and an actual good idea. the winner as chosen by the management (all of them voting not just the previously mentioned two) receives a 22" flat screen lcd tv. good prize. well, i chose "it's raining men" and even dressed up in a skirt and fun blouse whosits for the song and even brought in an umbrella to toss to the side (if you know the song that's damn funny). a lot of things went wrong w/ the equipment throughout the night and i swear to everything i hold holy i can sing along w/ the song and damn near have every word memorized. the song i got was waaaaaaaaaaaay to slow for any version by the weather girls i've heard. but everyone seemed to be impressed. kudos to me. sang "people are strange" by the doors and a couple of frank sinatra songs (no not the continental despite what you may think"), "almost like being in love" and "my way". two other people stayed throughout the whole night. btw, i got mohawk jen and mark (her husband) to come out and enjoy themselves (instead of sitting around the house). the two other people were matt, the former supervisor of the tire dept. and ashley, one of the deli workers. guess who won? matt. he won the tv. ashley won second place getting a $50 gift card. not even a third place slot. well, jen was talking to the lady who was actually in charge of the karaoke. guess what miss lady heard? apparently the whole damn thing was a popularity contest as she heard the gorramn managers talking about themselves. so i got shafted because i work at the gas station and i'm not inside as much. now i want something to be taken into consideration. matt comes inside the store every once in while to help out. ashley, from what i can tell, doesnt talk much to anyone except the other deli workers. so since i'm the weirdo i'm shafted. i offer to help as much as possible in that store and try to make jokes and make my coworkers feel a sense of camaraderie at least w/ one person so as to instill a sense of business-family-ness and apparantly i'm not popular enough. yeah... my ass so needs to find a new job. fuck those ungrateful shit-stains. only thing i ever do wrong is be late once in a GREAT while. i'm great w/ the customers. in fact i get complimented more than anyone else out there. only time i'm ever rude is because someone is looking for a fight and i give them exactly what they give me but in a professional manner. i mean, yeah, i'm a bit odd for all of these people who live in a suburban dreamscape all their lives. not my fault i've seen more of the world's trials and tribulations and the good and the seedy parts. not my fault that these are the things that i see and support myself around to survive thus making me who i am. i joke because it's much more productive than the seething hatred and anger that's building up in my coworkers. fuck this shit not even a third prize. and i get hosed because it's a god damn popularity contest by THEIR OWN FUCKING ADMISSION! i need out. the only reason i'm staying right now is because it's my only paycheck i've known for 7 1/2 years and i'm getting benefits. the job is fucking killing me. oh, and i managed to lose my camera last night. fun. so now i need to buy a new camera AND a new memory card. fan-fucking-tastic. everything's coming up Moo-house. g'nite kids. i'm done bitching for now. love always, moo Current Mood:  aggravated | | Thursday, April 24th, 2008 | | 3:34 am |
make sure to show your impressionable child this....
kindersurprise. still sold in canada.
because their children aren't retards.
"hi i'm a typical american. not too huge on the concept of religion but i'm all about darwinism. oh, hang on i gotta keep my child from feeling anything bad or experiencing anything that'll help him or her grow mentally, physically and emotionally" | | Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 | | 2:54 pm |
| | Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 | | 2:00 am |
Sorry, friend. I had to go. (dscetiatai #3) kitty said i should draw a robot and since it was 1 in the morning and i have literally nothing to do around here i did it.  in case you can't read the word balloon it says "where are you friend? it hurts here." i just felt like making a sad a.i. left to rot after probably saving their new found friend's life. same old story. you know the one i'm talking about. -moo Current Mood:  depressed | | Sunday, April 20th, 2008 | | 4:02 am |
bored....
dont you people have any good hangover stories? i need to live vicariously somehow. get on that will you? |
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